What movies have not aged well?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Diamonds Are Forever

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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Moonraker

Goldfinger

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

What made you stop being an addict?

-J W Pepper

-Bond slapping Tracy.

You Only Live Twice

How did my ex move on very fast?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

How do you perform a lap dance for your boyfriend or husband?

The Man with the Golden Gun

Live and Let Die

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

What do gang stalkers want?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

From Russia With Love

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

What would explain Trump blaming Ukraine for starting the war with Russia?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

What’s the worst thing you caught anyone in your family doing?

A View to a Kill

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

What is a good habit and what is bad one?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Dr No

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What is the more common way to say "you're welcome" in French: “De rien” or “Pas de problème”?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.